Btec spelling of maya, skettiest child you will ever meet. Guaranteed to smoke 20 a day and chills outside crack houses like its a personality trait.
Joe: "Did you see Maia today..."
Drew: "Not bein funneh wouldnt stand within a 20 mile radius of the slag"
Drew: "Not bein funneh wouldnt stand within a 20 mile radius of the slag"
by cock destroyer 101 November 21, 2019
Person 1: Omgggg, they're sooo cute, what's their name again?
Person 2:Their name is maia, and they're mine so don't even try!
Person 2:Their name is maia, and they're mine so don't even try!
by peppermintswirl March 29, 2022
Person 1: Omg, look at that girl, she must be named maia she is so hot!
Person 2:YA! I wanna be her bf
Person 2:YA! I wanna be her bf
by peppermintswirl March 29, 2022
A girl who is characterised by her oversized stomach and although they may sometimes eat healthy food like fruit, baked oats, sliced bananas etc. They eat it in such high proportions it's regarded as unhealthy. They do have an uneasing attraction to fatt foods, a Maia often has the unusual feat of sensing food over a mile away. They love eating fatty food and calling other people aids boys and other offensive terms.
by Squiggly7894 November 14, 2023
maia is the sweetest, smartest, most creative person you will ever meet. maia will always be there to make your day better because of her caring, hilarious, and all around awesome personality. maia is the only person you can rely on to be sensible in a tough situation, and she’s also gorg <3
guy: “damn, maia seems like such a cool girl.”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
by I<3scaffolding April 26, 2024