Ich mach dich pepsi!

Ich mach dich pepsi! Is a german expression used when you are on your way killing someone in a video game.

Lorenz (looking at a an enemy): "Ich mach dich pepsi!"
Enemy: **confused screaming**

by Schloch December 13, 2022

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Mach-sheifelah.

A conjunction of two words; one, Yiddish, the other, Hebrew; A female who fakes the persona of a caring, pleasant, and outstanding individual who could "do no wrong", when, in actuality, said individual is a witch.

Rivky, the woman who recites Psalms as she walks the streets, is a full-fledged Mach-sheifelah.

by JWR Eitor in Chief July 15, 2025

Mach

Mach is the measurement according to the speed of light. In 2018, studies showed that 90% of teens learned the word from 'The Flash' and the other 9.7% learned it from the classic "Yo momma so fat her stomach grows at the rate of mach 4. The last .2% can't do math. The word is commonly used as a replacement from the term 'Light-o-meters' because the prhase upset the military task force in charge of greeting the Light side.

I" believe you can't even run a mach, Caitlyn." "Well sucks for you Barry she doesn't have super speed!"

by K8isGr8M8 August 7, 2017

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

mach alot

To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.

Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?

The speedometer was reading Mach alot!

by eat my ass! October 8, 2015

Mach-eavelli

What Chick Hicks should have been named, in that he had a shameless/selfish "the end justifies the means" attitude when it came to winning races against Strip Weathers and Lightning McQueen.

If Pixar made a "Cars" character named "Mach-eavelli", would he be a heavy-handed "advocate of evil" in da electric car world??

by QuacksO July 14, 2021