Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.

An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.

by Kilominum June 21, 2025

Mach-sheifelah.

A conjunction of two words; one, Yiddish, the other, Hebrew; A female who fakes the persona of a caring, pleasant, and outstanding individual who could "do no wrong", when, in actuality, said individual is a witch.

Rivky, the woman who recites Psalms as she walks the streets, is a full-fledged Mach-sheifelah.

by JWR Eitor in Chief July 15, 2025

Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024

Ricky Mach

An asian person that most people define as smart but has a dark secret, and that is the fact that he likes little girls, yes he is a lolicon.

Hey man are you a Ricky Mach? Yeah bro I like little girls.

by Phonass September 15, 2019

too mach

The type of thing that .Smith says when he's bored

"kingslayer you too mach talk"

by Samoplush January 13, 2021

Mach Dammit

A term implying incredible speed and/or swiftness. Primarily used in Southern states.

"AND HE CAME DOWN THROUGH THERE DOIN MACH DAMMIT AND JUST ABOUT RUN ME OVER".

by xCosmicWizardx August 23, 2012

Mach fuck

used to describe the speed of projectiles below Lightspeed and more than Mach 1

"The SR 71 went Mach fuck"

by TheAussiephallic April 17, 2024