My Moment 

Rebecca Black's god damn moment.

Eric: woohoo, i aced my exam!! its my moment!

Sam: dude... its Rebecca Black's moment.

Eric: .......... *laughs*

My Moment by Rebecca Black Fame July 21, 2011

word to my moms 

Meaning you are so serious about something so you put that on your mother.

"Yo word to my moms you gotta see me."

word to my moms by Klynn the kid June 11, 2016

Are you my mommy? 

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

Are you my mommy? by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on

Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

Beat my momma's hentai by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021

bite my moment 

killing some one's moment or to bring some one down

Mike: I think i'm gonna ask out Kelly.
Sam: She doesn't like you!
Mike: Yo why you always gotta bite my moment!

bite my moment by Emo Nemo May 26, 2006

my mommy 

your mommy

I would like to help my mommy with her homework.

my mommy by Imanangrybird November 12, 2017

my moms dead 

A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.

Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.

Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...

my moms dead by Brttny Frrr July 24, 2008