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Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
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Mongoose

The East Asian countries and people where Buddhism is spread and had been cradle of Buddhism. They are called mongoose because ascetic Buddhism in Hindu traditions is referred to as protagonist Pandava of Mahabharata war nakula that litterally means mongoose. Also, in history they have confronted with the Christian countries — Russia, UK, USA, France, etc. Further, in Hinduism, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Mohammad are shown to be born in serpent dynasty.
Mongoose Superpower 🇯🇵 offered the elephant 🐘 🇮🇳 to be partner in 6GFA program.

4 mongoose clan Asian Supermen Atilla, Temujin, Ho Chi Minh, Meiji gave nightmares to Middle East, Europe, Russia and the US.

US deserve some or the other mongoose Superpower from the East as Mongols, Vietnamese, Japanese, Koreans and at present China that's reclaiming superpower status as it used to be once during Ming Dynasty. Currently China is same for the USA as Japan used to be during WW2. USA is a snake busy creating its own enemies and mongoose very well fit in.
by Supporter of Buddhism August 12, 2025
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Caitlyn Keramman in Season 2 of Arcane
Caitlyn: You Can't be Here!
Vi: Here, like where I landed when this rich, unhinged mongoose just tackled me?
Caitlyn: Mongoose?
by user56787654323456789 February 1, 2025
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.
After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.
by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024
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Mongoose

OH MY DUXJINF F9GOS ITS VAUS THSHE SMONGOOSE OF. LVOEE
by clayponsie June 25, 2021
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Mongoose-hunters

Guys that looks for blonde hair blue eyes BMX chick too get down with
Did anybody see Avril Lavigne trying to seek attractive Mongoose-hunters in their music videos.
by Ada linn bliss July 9, 2021
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