by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018
Get the i just wanted to play monopolymug. exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
by Sexydimma December 9, 2019
Get the go directly, monopoly stylemug. Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
Get the Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopolymug. by KaleCh1ps September 14, 2022
Get the Monopoly Instructionsmug. A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.
by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024
Get the Monopoly Go adsmug. by Areyonga September 8, 2017
Get the Monopolymug. 