grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

strange mocha bocha 

the original mocha boca however the mudge is from another source

I had a threesome and pulled off the strange mocha boca.

strange mocha bocha by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

white mocha 

White Chocolate Mocha. A coffee drink so mainstream Metahipsters won't drink it and hipster coffee houses won't even carry the "white chocolate" ingredient to make it.

Normie guy: "Lemme get a medium White Chocolate Mocha"
Hipster coffee house guy: "Uh no, we don't do white mochas and medium isn't a size"

white mocha by DefD October 3, 2013

Ghetto Mocha 

A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.

Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."

Ghetto Mocha by RERS January 18, 2013

ghetto mocha latte 

Coffee mixed with a packet of hot chocolate.

This office has packets of Swiss Miss next to the coffee machine. Time for a ghetto mocha latte!

ghetto mocha latte by Skyblacker December 18, 2019

Orange Mocha Frappuccino 

Orange Mocha Frappuccino is a beverage that was drank by four male models (including Derek) in the movie Zoolander before they were killed (not Derek) in a freak gasoline fight. It is actually available in Starbucks but is known as a Mocha Valencia.

Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

Orange Mocha Frappuccino by Charlie x Charles September 5, 2008

White Mocha 

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.

Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.

White Mocha by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011