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Port Arthur Meteor Shower

While engaging in anal sex you , after ejaculation you urinate in your partners ass. She then emptys her rectum on your body.
The man i am now with is sure in to some kinky stuff. He wanted a Port Arthur Meteor Shower last night.
by bonescrub January 17, 2010
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Mature Mateo

Young Comedian With An Amazing Personality... Also Loves Blondes?
by Mature Mateo September 16, 2020
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Mateo

A guy that looks the giraffe from Madagascar. Has an incredibly long neck. Milk expires by the time it reaches his stomach. If he painted himself brown and stood in a forest, no one would notice him. Planes and satellites crash into his neck. If someone asked him what the weather was like up there, he would not be able to hear on account of his head being so far up from the Earth.
Dude 1: Hey, bro. Thanks for inviting me to the zoo.
Dude 2: No prob, bro. Hey, can you stand next to that giraffe over there?
Dude 1: Sure, bro.
Dude 2: Dang, bro. I can't tell the difference. You are a Mateo.
by Joseph_Mother March 23, 2020
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Mateo

A total bitch. Usually Leo. He seems very sweet at first and he is, and you fall in love. Than as time goes on and you’re wrapped around his finger he decides you are not good enough and leaves you for someone else. You stay heartbroken then he comes running back to you. But you are a bad bitch and don’t need no man anymore!
“Mateo is so sweet, cute, and very quiet.”
Trust me. If you really knew him you wouldn’t even want to be around him”
“Damn, he's tgat bad?!”
You have no idea what I’ve been through girl..”
by lascomadres June 2, 2020
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San Mateo High School

San Mateo High!!! Better known as Mateoooo(: Well theres not much of a definition besides it being the most amazing spectacular pimp daddy school. Its the boss of all the schools. Its waaay better then all the other schools known to man. Its way cooler then aragon, hillsdale, and burlingame combined. They have the most spirit and the coolest students. The teachers there are amazing and soo is the staff. like waadup(: this is the school that hates on that one school full of white bitches(cough cough burlingame) and yeaa its just the best school ever and if you dont go there you a loser!!!
Kevin:Hey what school do you go to?

Tom:San Mateo High School

Kevin:oh your automatically cool...
by full of SWAG December 18, 2011
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meteorite men

A show that makes whale wars look like never before seen color footage of WW2. By far the most boring show ever
Hey guys if I dont slit my wrist today lets watch meteorite men; that should be enough to push me off the edge.
by Gorilla Arms March 10, 2010
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mateo

hi stoopid. ur funny and ur laugh is fucking weird lmao buts its cool. can u play fortnite tmrw lol

bye 👍
me "hi"

mateo "who asked"
by its me guess February 26, 2020
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