Otherwise known as Maryboring. A piece of shit town in Queensland that sucks in every way when compared to its neighbour, Hervey Bay.
Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.
Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.
Oh look at us, we live in Maryborough, we have 17 pubs, and they're all shit, how the fuck does that work?
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Students of this school are not only intelligent, but social, and grow up to be great participants of society.
Unlike other all girls schools in the city, such as Marymount or Archer, the students of Marlborough School are able to multi-task, and can balance both academics and social success.
They do not need to brag about their 'posh bel-air country club fields' or their all white, snobby student body.
Although their seems to be some confusion and rivalry, the Marymount and Archer students can go have sex with their hired male friends, and leave us alone, while we enjoy our real relationships.
They can continue to call us fat lesbians. We rise above that, and know that they are just jealous.
Students of this school are not only intelligent, but social, and grow up to be great participants of society.
Unlike other all girls schools in the city, such as Marymount or Archer, the students of Marlborough School are able to multi-task, and can balance both academics and social success.
They do not need to brag about their 'posh bel-air country club fields' or their all white, snobby student body.
Although their seems to be some confusion and rivalry, the Marymount and Archer students can go have sex with their hired male friends, and leave us alone, while we enjoy our real relationships.
They can continue to call us fat lesbians. We rise above that, and know that they are just jealous.
Marymount Girl 1: LYKE OH MY GOD I HATE MARBOROGUH GURLS. I MEAN, THEY ARE JUST SO STUPID AND LIKE THEY HAVE KNOW LIFE AND LIKE HTEY ARE JUST RETARSDS AND HAVE NO FREIDNS AND ARE FAT AND UGLY AND DYKES.
Marymount Girl 2: I NO RIGHT!
Marymount Girl 1: I JUST FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM, LIKE I JUST HAET THEM SO MUCH.
Marlborough Girl: Thanks for all the concern, but we're doing just fine. Have a great time at truck-driving school!
Marymount Girl 2: I NO RIGHT!
Marymount Girl 1: I JUST FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM, LIKE I JUST HAET THEM SO MUCH.
Marlborough Girl: Thanks for all the concern, but we're doing just fine. Have a great time at truck-driving school!
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Marlborough is also known for its increadibly smart students (not all of whom are legacies or pay-ins, in fact some with scholarships), insane academics, AP overload, and almost private sponsership of Larchmont Village Wine, Cheese, and Spirits. It is, however, infamous for its dances.
Marlborough is also known for its increadibly smart students (not all of whom are legacies or pay-ins, in fact some with scholarships), insane academics, AP overload, and almost private sponsership of Larchmont Village Wine, Cheese, and Spirits. It is, however, infamous for its dances.
Guy: So I was at Wine and Cheese the other day, and I saw this really hot, really thin chick wearing a tiny skirt and pink boxers and carrying a huge ass bookbag and a two-liter of Diet Coke.
Guy 2: Oh, don't worry, it was probably just a Marlborough girl. Did you get her number??
Guy 2: Oh, don't worry, it was probably just a Marlborough girl. Did you get her number??
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