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Mantanza

Noun: Traditionally a New Mexican celebration lasting all day long that entails slaughtering, butchering, and burying a pig in a bed coals for a slow roast. Then a large dinner to feast upon. Also, reference to an intriguing evening spent with a female shared by two males that encapsulates ones wildest dreams, hence a pig roasting on a spit.
Chester: Yo, we gotta get this girl back to the crib.

Chris: Fool you think she's really down?

Chester: Hell yeah she's down, she was as giving us dances at the club.

Jane Doe: You two ready for this mantanza?

Chester: I told you bitch, that Rossi gets these pussies Glossi!

Chris: SWAG!
by SWAGWHOOP November 12, 2011
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mantako

a forum in which people from New Jersey and Michigan waste their life, also used in place of punk'd
by HoboJoe February 23, 2004
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manta

A ground based hover vehicle in UT2k4's onslaught mode that is good for transporting troops, has a funny horn and can squish the enemy. Sadly, they can be shot down with harsh language as their armor sucks.
Noobs always steal my manta when I get off it to repair the node they stand next to with 50 health without healing it.
by raZe February 20, 2004
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mantasy

A man's ultimate dream. Copyright by Stephen Colbert, 2007.
The average mantasy involves fast cars, brazilian supermodels, and beer.
by Vacuum December 30, 2008
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mancapade

this is a three step process
1: get wasted or just drink enough to have a good time
2: Meet women
3: hookup with women
NOTE: do this with friends to play wingman for you
and the point of a mancapade is to hookup with women you dont know so respect step 2
dude i was on a mancapade with Phil last night and i hooked up with this chick named lisa...she was fine...mancapading fuckin rocks
by isaacfuckinrocks January 12, 2008
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Mantacular

Referring to the traditional male attitude, that certain things are ''just so guy-ish'', but with a spin of hilarity.
That is some mantacular meat!
- referring to steak

That's mantacular!
- referring to a guy rigging up some two by fours and ductape in order to make a TV brace for the wall

You have some mantacular muscles!
by maddy monster August 9, 2008
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[Mantastic]

MANTASTIC: MAN-TAS-TIC; adj., 1. A person of the male persuasion portraying feminine qualities, such as one who has a clean house, and made up bed. This man can cook, do laundry, sew, and bake. A mantastic man is extremely manly but not egotistic. He is very sensitive, yet confident and very romantic. His flower gardens will make you call into question is sexual orientation. But make no mistake about it, this man loves his woman. He has a particularly exceptional sexual touch that is beyond positive description in any other form; flawless to the point where the very flaw itself is true perfection.
Rhonni’s husband is the most mantastic man I have ever met.
by Dave Andrews, Abilene, TX October 14, 2008
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