by uttam maharjan July 31, 2012
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Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.
“Markitis”
“Halitis”
“alexitis”
“Michaelitis”
Are also examples of this condition
“Markitis”
“Halitis”
“alexitis”
“Michaelitis”
Are also examples of this condition
“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”
“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”
“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”
by KinoStar99999 January 11, 2023
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by smurf August 17, 2004
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Guy #1: Damn, I really need a new logo for my company.
Guy #2: Why not check out Malachi Propaganda?
Guy #1: Malachi Propaganda?
Guy #2: Yeah, it's a community full of people who do tonnes of stuff like that.
Guy #1: Okay, thanks I'll check it out.
Guy #2: Why not check out Malachi Propaganda?
Guy #1: Malachi Propaganda?
Guy #2: Yeah, it's a community full of people who do tonnes of stuff like that.
Guy #1: Okay, thanks I'll check it out.
by Malachi_Propaganda December 3, 2009
Get the Malachi Propaganda mug.Suffering from an extreme sexual addiction, this man is no ordinary guy. Appears to be normal good looking fella but BEWARE ladies! This isn't your ordinary man. He's a sex crazed maniac. One to steer clear of. Has stalker tendencies, high strung and very aggressive. Use caution when approached by this weenie. He will stick his penis in ANYTHING just to get off. Often lures his victims from social networks and dating sites often because he can't stay sober long enough to meet anyone while he's out and about. He's a heavy breather when talking on the phone, and often drifts off into sexual space in the midst of any conversation. A twisted individual who is in desperate need of an INTERVENTION!
Hey Keisha isn't that your old Boo the "Manacite?" "Oh God tell me he isn't here!" " Excuse me waiter...CHECK PLEASE!
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