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pirate's lunchbox

This can also be used to denote a lunch that is completely stolen, generally for school aged children. When someone takes various items from other's lunches to compose their own lunch, their lunch is then referred to as a pirate's lunch. Pirate's lunchbox can also be used.
James goes around the back of the classroom during recess stealing other childrens food. When they get to lunch, some children might notice that they are missing items, and that James is now in possession of them. They might refer to his lunch as a Pirate's lunchbox.
by Timothy Eastman May 13, 2005
mugGet the pirate's lunchboxmug.
Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
by kws53 May 13, 2011
mugGet the Fuck me sideways with a lunchboxmug.
To kick someone with steel-toed boots in the right testicle
I've got balls of steel

Oh yeah?lets see! Lemme fight you in the western lunchbox!
Hell no! That shit hurts!
by Deathstroke2198 March 2, 2015
mugGet the fight you in the western lunchboxmug.
When you go off over a girl's face.
Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.
by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009
mugGet the Face like a painter's lunchboxmug.

Norwegian's lunchbox

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"
by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016
mugGet the Norwegian's lunchboxmug.

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.
Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!
by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016
mugGet the sloppy lunchboxmug.

Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.
Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.
by Jesse Millpage March 29, 2024
mugGet the Fire Island Lunchboxmug.

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