Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

lumpy

Lumpy is pitori slang for Hubly

A're tsube lumpy

by Tabayateng May 19, 2023

Lumpy

Another word for hubbly

Lumpy is pitori slang for hubbly

A're tsube lumpy

Let's Smoke Hubbly

by Tabayateng May 19, 2023

Lumpy

Being clumsy.
Object that has been bumped many times or having chunks.
Funny word.

A moose called Lumpy has it as his name.

by PouandFriendsandFamilyPAFAF June 18, 2023

Lumpy Rutherford

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

by mmalcontent November 12, 2023

lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.

Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.

by Shailushai December 22, 2023