A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011
Get the Loring Park Fountainmug. Welcome to fnaf lore, where I will explain it in the quickest way possible
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*Ahem*
William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
Back to the point.
A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
Ready?
Ok
*Ahem*
William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
Back to the point.
A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
by _TheHUMANNNNNN June 7, 2023
Get the Fnaf lore in a nutshellmug. Dad: "We run out of milk!"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"
by Kotia October 24, 2023
Get the dad loremug. A "bop" is a female that everybody and they mama fucked, she a hoe, slut, thot, whatever you wanna call her. and "lore" just means a story, myth or whatever. "bop lore" = backstory of how that female became a hoe.
by iloveflore December 11, 2023
Get the bop loremug. A timeline that serves to answer several thought-provoking and meaningful questions about the most influential endurance test on Planet Earth. Who came up with NNN? Why did he want to avoid nutting for a whole month? Why are so many young men taking the test? What do they have to gain from not fapping? Was the inventor right when he said masturbation's a sin?
NNN Lore is a great way to take your mind off that fact that your Yogurt Slinger can't sneeze for 30 whole days.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 18, 2024
Get the NNN Loremug. by Not Kalikan April 9, 2025
Get the Lex loremug. Peppa pig lore is defined in the dictonary as the term for a deep inritched story about a young pig and her friends alike
by PeppaPigEnthusiast November 6, 2022
Get the peppa pig loremug.