London 

London is an amazing boy that is very short but his personality is absolutely AMAZING!! London is also a great boyfriend and has the best hugs!! I love London so much!❤️🥰😍💕🥺😇😁

My best friend: “There’s London”

Me: “Yep that’s my boyfriend”

London by and_i_oop_sksksksksk October 22, 2019

London 

London is one of the best friends you will ever have, she has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. She is beautiful but short and is fiercely protective of her friends and family.

London loves cats.

London by Doglover_#123 October 27, 2019

London 

He need a microscope to see his penis.

Eww its London.

London by Evanisdumb January 28, 2020

London 

Capital City of England, full of landmarks which you are forced to visit by relatives and foreign friends even though you have already seen them 10 times. Fish and Chip shops galore, always raining.

Person 1: Hey I'm going to visit the London Eye, when I visit my friend, wanna come too?
Person 2: I would, but I don't have a significant attachment to rain.
Person 1: What? It doesn't rain all the time.
Person 2: Ha, good one.

London by ShadowyLondoner May 15, 2016

london 

The name London is a mixture of two words ''LUN'&'DONE'

when this city was created in England, a bunch of fuckers headed by Punjabi got togather to name this city. After three days of no conclusion Punjabi came out for a fag. As soon as he came out, a news reporter stopped him and asked
Sir what is done ?''
Punjabi replied in agitation..''Lun Done''

and since then it was named LUNDONE, later on spelled as LONDON to avoid female resistance.

whenever nothing is agreed upon in a meeting, manager says LONDON ...which means LUNDONE

london by konka January 14, 2008

London 

A really dramatic person who dosn't forgive anybody for along time or just not at all.

London is too dramatic.

London by Ben Dover69 April 13, 2006

London 

Intoxicated to the point of speaking with a British tone rather than slurring your speech.

Jesse says, "Come on man, hurry up and get London."

London by Rinches December 14, 2010