french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

Struggle Loaf

When you got a loaf of bread and then you watch the Food Network and you imagine that it's meatloaf.

Just because I got xbox live don't mean I'm not strugglin' nigga, I had to eat a struggle loaf last night.
-ModernWarNegro 2013

by They Call Me Mr. Struggle February 15, 2015

Brand Loafing

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

slay loaf

A man named Nathan klein who bares a resemblance to a loaf of bread and slays all the ladies

Ex: 1)Did you see Nathan with Anika Mayo

2)Yea! He's such a slay loaf

by Bennett turner December 4, 2016

Ear Loaf

Ear loaves are the defining an ear plus a loaf. also known as what cannabals eat for breakfast 👂🏻 🍞

son: HEY MOM
mom:WHAT

son: GIVE ME THE BOX OF EAR LOAVES
mom: YOUR BROTHER ATE THEM ALL
son2: hahahahahh ear loaf

by ear loaf June 6, 2019

vapor loaf

A fart.

Lookout, gotta pinch a vapor loaf!

by jernjernigan January 7, 2009