Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!

by mekazoid April 3, 2011

devils lettuce

Why its weed of course, you know, marijuana. Gets ya fucked up...like if lucifer himself were to stop by and toss your salad....

shit! this weed is the devils lettuce!

by SuperScooter March 1, 2009

Flesh Lettuce

the vagina, the leaf like part of the inner labia, but not nasty like meat curtains or roast beef, randos do not have flesh lettuce

"I am going to buff my girls flesh lettuce"

by salty mcboot May 15, 2007

Frosted Lettuce

A hairstyle favored by gay men and metrosexuals featuring highlighted or lightened tips, most often accompanied by copious quantaties of hair product.

Hey, I think that dude in the pink sweater with the frosted lettuce is gay!

by Heather G. and Jay L. December 28, 2008

hot lettuce

Lettuce that has been in contact with other hot food, resulting in an elevated temperature of the leafy green topping. Common substances responsible for heat transfer include cheese, mayonnaise, buffalo sauce, and toasted sesame seed buns. The lettuce may also be cooked by broiling, roasting, frying, steamed, or flambéd. A controversial gastronomic phenomenon, hot lettuce has been known to divide families. Proponents laud it as a delicacy while others find it unfit for consumption. Real talk: it's mainly something white people like.

"Kenzie went to Amigo's and got a #3 with extra lettuce. How can she eat all that hot lettuce without wanting to yammy?"
"Are you kidding me? Hot lettuce is bomb... faaaa shooo."

by Arcese July 20, 2009

electric lettuce

Some of the best herb you'll ever find.

Hey man, we just smoked the phattest electric lettuce.

by |etha|meta| September 28, 2005

Gods lettuce

The proper term used when referring to marijuana/weed. The incorrect and vulgar term often used is devils lettuce.

We decided not to go to the club with everyone since its filled with lust and shallowness and instead stayed home, talked, and smoked some of Gods lettuce.

by Asweetin. August 15, 2008