Lester

If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)

Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"

by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021

A Lester

Party pooper

Omg! He left the party he’s such a Lester

by Jsisakndxjixosnx August 22, 2020

Jackson Lester

A strange man that loves piss. He loves it everywhere. On his chest, in his mouth, in his butt,etc.

Jackson Lester loves piss in his mouth

by Jackson Lester Piss lover August 28, 2021

Lester looking

Searching for something once lost that is in plain sight but is not seen. Looking without seeing.

We were all sitting around waiting for our friend to find his keys that were on the dresser but he couldnt see them because he was Lester looking.

by Anonymous 687 October 9, 2021

Lesterate

Rates of Lester!

“The rate of Lester is increasing” Lesterating is the act of rating Lesters within a contained motion of energy lesterate devised in 1948.

by Andrew Cayman December 19, 2020

Dirty Lester

A massive slong

Damn, he has a Dirty Lester

by foureyes2020 June 28, 2020

Lester

Lester is a man who owns a white van

lester Has free candy

by Sand N****er April 8, 2020