lemonwire

Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.

Dave - Ey man did you get that track for me by Seal?

Jim - Nah man get it yourself.

Dave - Dude its lemonwire.

Jim - Huh?

Dave - The sources got no citrus :(

by kooni December 22, 2007

lemonade splash

Lemonade splash occurs after you piss in the toilet and take a heavy shift that causes a rather hefty splash, getting peepee water on your buttcheeks.

I had to daintily dab my buttcheeks with TP to remove the lemonade splash before starting the wiping process.

by doodoopoopoopoo February 11, 2008

Lemonie

Lemonie is a beautiful girl .Mostly blond curly. At first she appears shy but when she gets to know you better she is a strong, sassy and crazy female lead.She is an amazing human and always friendly. She is also curious to learn new things. But when it comes to school she is pretty lazy.

Hey Lemonie <3

by Liseeeee January 22, 2021

lemonade

A euphemism for alcohol, particularly whiskey, at the office.

It's Friday afternoon, who wants some lemonade?!

by somereporter February 2, 2017

Lemonade Stand Girl

Another way to say that someone's girlfriend is way younger than him/her. Often used in a jealous rage.

"So, if the two of them are out on a date, who's operating her lemonade stand?"

by LynZ Mullin-Malakian May 7, 2004

Strawberry Lemonade

When a girl is on her period, her strawberry lemonade is the mixture of piss and period blood

I just got five dollars for drinking my sister's strawberry lemonade.

by Nolan Scracthmapole March 29, 2010

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010