seems legit

a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims

Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT

by SKaREO April 29, 2013

Legities

A combination of the two words "Legit" and "Titties". Meaning a girl has infact Legit titties, or if your out of the loop it means a girl has a really nice rack.

Pronounced: "Legit.ies"

"That chick has some fucking legities!"

"Dude shes a butterface but her legities bring it all together"

"Im goin' out to score me some legities"

by robojmo March 23, 2008

Too legit to quit

When you're too much of a rule-follower and worked honestly for all you own. Basically, you deserve what you have and shouldn't quit.

Person 1: I just stole 40 diamond rings and $50 million dollars from the bank. I'm gonna quit now and enjoy ma fame.

Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.

by diseraw January 16, 2011

dece dece legit

Popularized in the town of Marblehead Massachusetts, "dece dece legit" has grown into a wildly popular description of a situation or feeling. An extreme version of "legit" or "dece," "dece dece legit" is perhaps the greatest compliment one can bestow upon a happening, feeling, or person.

-Short for "decent decent legitimate"
legit-
Being in accordance with established or accepted patterns and standards.
dece-
Characterized by conformity to recognized standards of propriety or morality.

-Those nachos were dece, but after I smoked up they were dece dece legit.
-That chick has a sweet ass, she is dece dece legit.

by Nick Ro February 7, 2006

legitomite

Something that is clearly not genuine, yet is passed off as such. Such statements or claims are bolstered with absurd credentials that are patently false and easily disproved.

I am a legitomite inventor. I invented chairs, clouds and the concept of irony. You can check my references with the Bureau of All Things Legitomite.

by met2art April 17, 2011

hella legit

A slang commonly used in California to describe great ability.

Victor is hella legit

by gott July 17, 2004

Legitimidget

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person

Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!

by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010