Leaky Mouth Motha Fucka

Some one who talks extremely to much, this person can't even hold water inside their mouth from talking way to much.

Lil Nae Nae: Guess what girl, your boyfriend got this girl pregnant.
Shundra: Let me call this fool.
Tyrone: Hello
Shundra: Did you really get a girl pregnant.
Tyrone: Lil Nae Nae a leaky mouth motha fucka.

by Mac78 January 29, 2012

Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS)

Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.

While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.

by Incalculable Accountant March 29, 2015

Leaky Leg Cream Pie

When you fuck the hole in an obese persons leg that forms when pressure is trying to get out. Commonly called Leaky Leg.

Rickywayne had to douche his leg after getting a Leaky Leg Cream Pie

by CroppingBeef March 1, 2011

Leaky Ekans

Leaky Ekans : Adjective
A leaky ekans is when a biological male cums and their penis continues to leak cum for upwards of 1 hour. This is a common occurrence amongst the most Alpha of all Alpha males.

Did you hear what George did last night? He had sex with the big breasted bimbo at the bar. He came all over her big fake titties and had a Leaky Ekans for a half an hour. He's such an Alpha male!

by Nantuko January 10, 2025

Leaky Seff

When you insert a butt plug into your rectum, after this you consume an entire bottle of horse laxatives. You now wait, a few minutes later you do the child pose stretch with your bottom facing the floor, once the pressure is great enough to force out the butt plug leading to a jet like spray of feces.

The doctor said I needed to clear my bowels ASAP, so I decided to try the Leaky Seff.

by I Love ABG's October 22, 2025

dirty Leaky

When you narcissisticly turn up to parties, drink all the piss and fall asleep in the shitter.

That C*%t did the dirty Leaky at the Christmas party and never put his hand on his wallet the whole night. What a C*%T!

by Sweepersweet March 31, 2023

leaky straw

A prostitute who doesn't swallow cum completely.

I paid this girl $20 to blow me and swallow, but she ended up being a leaky straw.

by BrockTheRock69 January 24, 2016