Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.

They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.

Lawn chair game by Big Johnson 87 May 1, 2010

Lawn darting 

Casual term for sex in someone's lawn between a man and a woman. Mans penis (lawn dart) in a vag.

I'm lawn darting that pussy all night long

Lawn darting by Lawn darter January 3, 2014

lawn brownie 

Dog Shit-

Why the hell is Stella baking lawn brownies in the living room?

lawn brownie by Franklin Fudgypants May 12, 2016

lawn spam

Advertising, sales flyers, pizza menus tossed on your lawn or front yard.

I have to pick up the lawn spam before the gardeners get here.

lawn spam by Front door lady October 18, 2017

lawn equipment 

A vegetarian who will even eat your grass

My grass was really out of control so I asked my hungry vegetarian friend Kimberly over knowing she would be the best possible lawn equipment!

lawn equipment by Jjsiskel March 10, 2018

Lawn Dart Penis 

When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.

Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.

Lawn Dart Penis by Uniifyyy June 23, 2018

Lawn bowls 

A prestigious group of gentlemen

“You’re a lawn bowls”

Lawn bowls by Lawn bowls activist November 10, 2020