lawn fete

Outdoor feast or party, particularly with entertainment. Often includes food and games. Used for church, school and other institutional fundraising. Sometimes has dunk tanks, fishing ponds for prizes, ring the bottle and knock over the bowling pin games. Often includes a raffle at the end of the night, where many winners donate the proceeds back to the sponsoring organization. There is usually good food and a potluck, and a much good natured cooking competition. In the country, this may be a courting opportunity for young people coming of age, under the watchful eye of adults.

Pronounced "lawn fate.". Derivation French.

We are planning on going to the lawn fete on Saturday night.

by Aulkie September 20, 2013

Lawn Thumb

A person with extensive knowledge and capabilities of fixing, creating and maintaining a residential landscape.

Amy: I want my whole yard to look awesome not just my garden. So I need more than just a green thumb.

Freddy: Well why don't you hire a Lawn Thumb?

by facebook.com/LawnThumbs January 1, 2012

Lawn Jockey

A term used in talking about a black person. Most of those little ceramic staues placed in yards have their faces painted black and they look like jockey's (guys that ride horses for a living). Hence the term lawn jockey's.

Look at all those lawn jockey's heading into KFC.

by Paulie Walnuts January 10, 2005

lawn boy

Someone hired to watch and tend a marijuana grow-op. Either paid with cash or product. Often gets busted with the grow if the cops show up.

Before we start this next grow, we better get another lawn boy. The last one got busted.

by dutch passion April 30, 2003

Lawn-Gnomaphobe

Someone whom is afraid of lawn orinaments particularyly the gnome forms.

Rose.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Lawn Condom

n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard

"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"

by Gsots December 24, 2008

lawn boy

When you're screwing a girl doggie style, you put your 4 fingers right above her asshole, thumb pointing down. Then you take your thumb and "prime" her bunghole like a lawnboy lawnmower

I gave Jenny the old lawn boy last night. I primed her butthole 6 times!

by ElusiveH December 31, 2006