DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.

Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

by The Unforgetable May 07, 2011

Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

by pancakes-and-mercats May 21, 2011

honky launch

quickly accelerating up an onramp

look at that honky launch! stop and go with nowhere to go. what an idiot!

by norcalsurfer August 04, 2010

Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.

I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.

by Ferrell Williams March 14, 2021

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 10, 2003

shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.

Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.

by McNiggason May 18, 2015

Rocket launch

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks

I thought I'd try something new until I had to sneeze and ended up rocket launching him.

by Novastrikr November 03, 2019