landon

landon is an ass and a dick he is funny but and exboyfrend of mine were still close freind and if you hit him he will go off he is a rude mother fucker but i like him the way he his anad still have a crush on him but nothing is ever wrong with him if there is he sucks it up and be strong

landon is lovly and so nice he is a somewhat a good person

by kk13angelina October 01, 2018

Landon

A gay faggot who masturbates to his mom.

Oh shit that boy is a Landon.

by Somewhiteboi February 07, 2018

Landon

The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

by 😶😳🤖😱😔😐😂😀😅🦄 August 01, 2017

Landon

A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell

Landon is such a perv

by Moriah123 November 02, 2019

Landon

Probably the coolest dude you know! Lowkye probably also looks like a dog.

Person 1 : " wow that dude has a face of a landon"
Person 2 : "thats actually a dog..."

by 677362626 December 04, 2015

Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017

Landon

An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far

Man, Landon really fucked up this time

by UmHeyStop January 19, 2017