"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."
by pasha sasa April 14, 2014
Get the horizontal laddermug. When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways
by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011
Get the Buying laddersmug. a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.
neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?
tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
by timmytootoes February 14, 2008
Get the corporate laddermug. "climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.
climbing the ladder
climbing the ladder
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
Get the climbing the laddermug. Derived from the movie Gattaca. Someone who comes from a lower class or disadvantaged background and through perseverance and perhaps some deception becomes a member of a higher class or a more desirable section of society.
Everyone at the office thinks Alex grew up rich like us, but he's a borrowed ladder - grew up in a trailer park.
by wholesum1 June 3, 2013
Get the Borrowed Laddermug. broken ladder n.:
An attractive female. Term is typically used in a public setting by a group of males who do not wish for anyone, save the group, to know that an attractive female is being pointed out.
The saying began at a major retailer in order for employees to point out attractive women in the store without notice.
An attractive female. Term is typically used in a public setting by a group of males who do not wish for anyone, save the group, to know that an attractive female is being pointed out.
The saying began at a major retailer in order for employees to point out attractive women in the store without notice.
"Hey Scott, you should have been out here, you just missed a broken ladder."
"We have a broken ladder in aisle #5!"
"We have a broken ladder in aisle #5!"
by flurbury September 18, 2007
Get the Broken Laddermug. Mikol@d2jsp did 54 MQs in 1 week. This kid gave up pussy, food, water, and sun light to do what no one else could do. Then his amazing season was stolen by a lucky nerd named dpaules, who had 70 less MQs than him.
Mikol @ jsp could have the most MQ's in a season even if he started 5 months after everyone else! He is the definition of a "Ladder Slasher"
by Njaguar@jsp November 23, 2011
Get the Ladder Slashermug.