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Hobbit Ladder

A hobbit ladder is what a short person calls a step stool
Hey Bilbo, I can't reach the top shelf, can you grab the hobbit ladder?
Hobbit Ladder by crypticsage August 30, 2020

Mid-ladder Menace 

Somebody who is at a high ranking level when they are bang average at a game.

It’s most commonly used in clash royale dialect to describe decks/plays at a high level that don't make sense.

Can also be used in multiple other games where scoreboards are in operation and somebody is getting a little bit too big for their boots when they are just bang average.
We are playing a mid-ladder menace, He's running royal giant and hog rider in 2023!

Alternatively:

Them: I popped off that round! I went 10 and 8!
You: You're still a mid-ladder menace.

indigo rape ladder

an indigo rape ladder is a purple ladder that has been raped by a walrus
that's one large indigo rape ladder

Two Man Ladder Stand 

This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
Me and Joe gave your mom the Two Man Ladder Stand last night!
Two Man Ladder Stand by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

David's ladder 

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and put her head into every step of the ladder while ascending it
What position did you try with her? We tried David's ladder
David's ladder by Roži September 21, 2021

what are you doing step ladder 

What are you doing step ladder? Stuck in the washing machine like that.