Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.
by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017
Hym "Isn't it... Isn't it the hundreds of years of free labor? Isn't that the benefit of slavery? You get to tell a guy what to do and if he doesn't do it you're allowed (socially) to violence him? Or girl for that matter. You get to bang all the black chicks you want and you don't have to actually court them. I mean the benefits of slavery are legion for the NOT slave."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.
by Hayhayrene September 04, 2018
Someone who works in the laboring field, but gets upset when they have to labor in any other job setting, even if it’s only for one day.
Tom- “They hired me to do concrete, not cut grass, I swear I’m going to quit if they have me go do grass tomorrow.”
Bill-“Stop being a labor diva.”
Bill-“Stop being a labor diva.”
by Maybeperhapsso June 17, 2023
when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.
Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
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