Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.
Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”
by CLINCHFIELD April 9, 2022
Get the Labor Pivotmug. The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.
by Hayhayrene September 3, 2018
Get the diarrhea labormug. 1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.
2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.
3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.
4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.
3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.
4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."
Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."
2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."
Girl 2: "What a trooper."
3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."
4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."
2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."
Girl 2: "What a trooper."
3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."
4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021
Get the Labor Dickmug. Signal for the process of a pregnant person's body preparing for and initiating childbirth, signaled by regular, painful uterine contractions that cause the cervix to dilate and thin, allowing the baby to pass through the birth canal.
Guy: "Remember, just keep it short and casual."
W. D. Gaster: "(SHORT AND CASUAL, GOT IT)"
*15 minutes later*
W. D. Gaster: "(I'M GOING INTO LABOR)"
Guy: "HE'S PULLING THE PREGNANCY CARD ALREADY???"
Alphys: "If we divert the topic back to the construction of the CORE, we might clutch this"
W. D. Gaster: "(SHORT AND CASUAL, GOT IT)"
*15 minutes later*
W. D. Gaster: "(I'M GOING INTO LABOR)"
Guy: "HE'S PULLING THE PREGNANCY CARD ALREADY???"
Alphys: "If we divert the topic back to the construction of the CORE, we might clutch this"
by 7568ino March 17, 2025
Get the going into labormug. " bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"
by superduperpasta July 23, 2025
Get the labor shortagemug. "She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
by geoleogin October 24, 2015
Get the labor daymug. by Swagner1323 September 19, 2021
Get the meenial labormug.