Las Vegas, New Mexico

Doesn't get any attention because of Las Vegas, NV. Every single one of the teenagers there hate it. All of the visitors love it if they have great appreciation for history, cute stores, and amazing food. The Plaza is the best hang out. Estella's Cafe is amazing. It's just the best! Stop hating!

Person 1: Where are you going out of town?
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!

Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!

by BootsMaryPrettygirl August 3, 2010

las vegas sleepover

Group sex in a hotel room. Often accompanied by cocaine and prostitutes.

-Hey remember when we had that Las Vegas sleepover?

-You mean the time when that hooker named Kim stole all our blow?
-That's the one!

by RobA June 3, 2014

Las Vegas

A megacity in the desert where its existence is solely based on a desert river that is slowly drying up due to itself, the city offers activities such as gambling, gambling, gambling, and gambling. Every now and then there's a nice hotel paid by vice.

Lucky soul who escaped: I got banned from Las Vegas through a combination of sheer stupidity and luck

by Tax Evasion & Fraud June 23, 2022

Las putas se vuelven locas

A spanish-language expression like 'bitches go crazy' and 'as mina pira' (in brazilian portuguese slang).

- Hey man, why are you acting like this? Dancing this way?
- You know man, las putas se vuelven locas!

by LPSVL GUY MOTHAFUCKA September 21, 2012

Las Vegas

Vastly overrated.

Retardedly, some people seem to think that no one actually inhabits Las Vegas.

It's also boring.

I've never seen a hooker, and casinos and gambling aren't a huge deal.

I don't live in a hotel, I live in a suburb.

Las Vegas is devoid of culture.

by yaoi-chan December 28, 2005

Las Vegas

A city full of judgemental ass holes! Everyone that lives here is in competition with each other. You can never do anything right! Anything you do can and WILL be used against you in every way possible. If you move here, you better make at least 80 grand a year and have an Ecalade or Lexus or something! The people of Vegas are very materialistic. You are classified under the things you have, not who you are! It's bull shit! When I turn 18, I am getting the fuck out of here and moving to Hawaii, where I can be myself! Vegas is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: Hey!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: Wutup?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: We just bought a new car!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: What did you get?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: A Ford Focus
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: HA! Oh my God! You're a fucking faggot with a needledick! We just bought a Land Rover with 26's and a 64 foot yacht! If you ever talk to me again, I'll kick your ass! You better get the fuck out of Las Vegas!

by Anthony's friend Frankie October 4, 2006

las vegas

Plain and simple the absolute worst city in the whole world. Outside the Strip (which sucks for anyone under 21) the whole city is suburbs. Centennial Hills, Summerlin, Green Valley, Spring Valley, The Lakes, North Las Vegas, the East Side, Desert Shores = houses that look all the same for miles. And its too hot to do anything outside except for winter. I live in this hellhole, so take my word. Never come here. Ever. ...bitch

ME(raddest fuckin dude ever): I hate Las Vegas, I'm 15 and it's impossible to do anything in this shithole.

Anyone under 18 that lives in Vegas: He's right

by raddest fucking dude ever July 9, 2006