krystal bryan

Has a big ol’ hairy wide booty hole with a shlong peepee
Tyler: much butthole room for my peepee

Krystal: Yas bc I’m Krystal Bryan
by Kk dod October 19, 2018
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Krystal Bryan

Tyler: wow much room for my peepee

Krystal: yas it’s because I’m Krystal Bryan
by Kk dod October 19, 2018
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krystal bitches

These are the chicks that think krystals have “magic” powers and they think they can use them to “curse” people
Leche Steenberg, Mila Correia , Hannah Jane Barry are krystal loving dummies. Such stup krystal bitches
by YeetSkeetAndDelete July 16, 2021
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Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched
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Krystal Bitchez

Krystal Bitchez is a rap group consisting of idiots
Hey have you heard What (Meow) by Krystal Bitchez?
by spdio22 October 03, 2022
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Krystale

Krystale is a crazy little person. She is very energic and outgoing. She knows how to stay young. Everyone loves her and she loves everyone. She is really expressive and not afraid to show her affection. If you want to party you know you can call her !!! But be careful she doesn’t know her limits.
Krystale is having a party, it is going to be awesome!
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Schemist/Krystal

Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
Schemist/Krystal spent time reading this
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 27, 2022
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