by Hippie68 March 3, 2022
Get the Kristymug. According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.
by NotDiorDIor September 3, 2022
Get the Kristymug. Kristie is a paradox wrapped in superficial charm and deceit. On the surface, she presents with confidence, friendly effortlessly winning over new acquaintances with her manipulative mind games and glib personality. However, beneath this facade lies a dark side devoid of genuine compassion or empathy.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
1. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so genuine when we first met."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
by Collardoscope July 25, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Kristi Noem's PR teammug. 
