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Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school
Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?
by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022
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Kristian

My ex that should definitely get back with me
"Kristian better miss me as much as I miss him"
by esi:') August 24, 2021
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Kristian and Ava

100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.
-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!

-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.
by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021
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Kristian

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"
by PetroFun November 25, 2021
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Kristian

Is the type of guy who only hates one thing in his life , this trend
Kristian, thank you for your opinion
by Preng Mark Kola November 22, 2021
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Kristian

A guy who looks like a TikTok star. It's very annoying and cringe.
Who is that guy?
Isn't it obvious? He's a Kristian.
Ughhh
by HeheRobloxifuknowuknow November 23, 2021
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Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals
Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!
by Japan101 March 2, 2021
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