Keeney

A know-it-all vegetarian with a slight lisp. Keeneys are so dedicated to obscure facts, and showing other people they know those facts, they'll often they'll often on solo fact-giving missions, even at usually social fact-based events like pub quizes

- "I dethided to go to a local pub quiz to make thome new friendth. I ordered thome vegetarian nachoth to thare with people. Everyone wath already on a team tho I had to do it by mythelf. I won though."

- Dude! you're such keeney

by Sharktopod December 11, 2010

Keenebean

a really cool, punk dude that is really fucking hott that sarah cotton is in love with and always will be in love with

Keenebean is SEXY!

by sarah April 6, 2004

kleenex ghost

The result of jizzing into a klenex.

Kevin left a nasty kleenex ghost on his bed.

by Kswag24 December 28, 2017

The Keener

The craziest most random off the wall psycho social individual in a large school or group, this person is also often known to be able to eat extreme amounts and fit a large portion of food in their mouth at once.

"Omg its the keener!"

"Quick hide the food he might be fukkin hungry."

by xXxdaorginalxXx November 15, 2009

used kleenex

When a girl stretches your ball sack over her mouth and gives you a raspberry

Man, Jessica was so drunk last night she gave me a used Kleenex when we got home

by Baba December 29, 2014

keene state college

a town with a college problem. stuck in the middle of the white mountains, not much to do except drink and walk in the snow. town has a thing for pumpkins.

oh you go to Keene State College? What was the University of Phoenix filled up?

by The RUX! November 18, 2013

keener

an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off

Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"

Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."

Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."

by Fan Tastic March 28, 2007