Offside Merchant. Joined Real Madrid only to ruin the team by interrupting his teammates. Complains when his teammates don't feed him easy tap-ins. Get's owned by offside traps and ghosted his first El Clasico
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Normal person: "LMFAOOOO, Kylian Offsidebappe lost El Clasico and got caught offside everytime"
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