dirty keldin

When you have sexual intercourse and then hit the bitch like you’re in GTA.

Dude I heard you pulled a Dirty Keldin last night!

by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

Dirty Kjel

Dirty Kjel is the process of braiding a beard in an erotic way. Kjel is a Swedish name and the beard braiding thing plays on the fact that Scandinavians were Vikings

Im gonna pull a Dirty Kjel on you my big strong viking daddy

by daddydetzi April 28, 2020

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When you become too tired to even type a functional sentence, so this thing pops up.

I'm bored. I'm just going to type a random sentance. Oh, lets see if they have wsdfghbjkkf-kjedwfsdxcfvgbhnjm

HOLY CRAP THEY ACTUALLY DO! WHAT THE HELL

by thefluffster August 18, 2022

Björn Kjeliberg

The currently-only-son of Felix (PewDiePie) and Marzia (CutiePie) Kjeliberg, born in Tokyo, Japan on July 11, 2023. Named after the Swedish word for bear, he will most likely be one of the only late Gen Alphas to have a childhood without CocoMelon or T-Series involved in it.

Björn Kjeliberg is probably going to be a role model for most kids born in the 1st half of the 2020s, and will most likely continue Felix's legacy when Felix is gone.

by 2Fax4U December 2, 2023

Dirty Kjell

To be fucked by whole midget basketball team while they stuff a deflated basketball in ur butt an inflate it while continuesly getting kicked in the balls also a few midget doing 69 in the background

Damn i tried the dirty kjell last night. Those midgets are seriously packing

by Online poetry March 26, 2026

benjamin frankiln the 3rd kjellberg

he is wanted in 69 sates for the crime of heinous murder he is said to Rome the streets with ur ex girl but watch out he has said to always be strraped with Bella India No1 Karo White Toilet Tissue Roll - 12 Rolls so watch out has also has numerouse accounts of speeding so be careful he is on his way to get u now

benjamin frankiln the 3rd kjellberg is a heinous murder

by HIS head teacher October 8, 2020