Flying a kite

When a man is having anal sex with a woman while on her period and reaching under to hold her tampon string.

My friend asked me what do I do with the tampon string when having anal sex with my girl while she was on her period, I said I hang onto it just like I was flying a kite.

by Beaner 1 October 1, 2010

kite man

The worst fuckin villan idea ever and ofcorse it's an aqua man villan

He's such a fuckin kite man

by xxxxxxXXXXXMEMELORdXXXxxx April 25, 2017

Flying Kite

A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.

Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.

An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.

One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.

by Creed Cur June 19, 2022

kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying

Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree

by veins April 4, 2010

office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

tail on the kite

The tail on the kite is a person not in charge, who is content to follow someone else's lead.

My husband is not in charge! He is just the tail on the kite.

My friends planned this whole trip, so I'm just the tail on the kite.

by sketchbookshark March 19, 2011

chick kiting

Moving around a bar or a party, paying attention to a woman then making an excuse to work oneself away, with the promise of returning, only to move on to doing the same with another woman, and another as many times as time allows.

Look a Thomas work that room: He must be kiting as many as eight chicks at a time. Ha, you must have heard him call that chick kiting! What do you expect from a banker dealing with checks all day?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010