Keyboard Klansman

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.

ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"

by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Keyboard Smegma

The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can collect your keyboard smegma and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.

Jim: I hate Rob so much. I need to repay him for the misdeeds he's done.

Larry: Hey, I got an idea?

Jim: What?

Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!

Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.

by McPhatty May 18, 2006

keyboard warrior

some insecure, sad souls who spread bullshit on internet about people on forums like this one

Anonymous no.1: "hey, have you seen those messages describing that guy on here?"

Anonymous no.2: "yeah, must be keyboard warriors, fuck the lot of them hey?"

by youdon'tknowme! July 21, 2010

kealohilani

The name kealohilani is a Hawaiian name that means the brightness of heaven. Kealohilani is the brightness of heaven. Kealohilani gets mad very easily, kealohilani is happy most of the time. Kealohilani gets bullied but she is still very happy. Kealohilani is to be used as a beautiful person. Kealohilani is fun, smart, pretty and very caring towards others, also crazy.

Kealohilani is the brightness of heaven. A nice girl

by Melelani June 20, 2017

keyboard tourette's

When you randomly type an obscene word or phrase for no apparent reason other than you felt like it or wanted to see what it looked like.

Professor: John, why does your term paper have the words "Horse Fucker" in the middle of it?

John: Sorry. I had keyboard Tourette's last night and I forgot to erase it

by Shane21332 December 7, 2007

Keyboard Racist

Someone who types racist comments online.
On such websites as youtube.
But would never say the these comments in real
life to people of that particular race.

I hate asa the comic hes such a dirty nigger die
die nigger burn in hell.
This is an example of a Keyboard Racist.

by Dubzwpg May 30, 2009

Kaylonni

A Kaylonni is the super hot super fun chick you want to be friends with.Although she is hot as hell she doesn’t notice it and compliments everyone else. Lots of people have crushes on Kaylonni but, she’s oblivious.

Oh my gosh did you see Kaylonni today like, five guys were staring at her and she didn’t even notice.

by Melody Aroura October 6, 2017