Kalee and tate

Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,

Two shy lovers such as kalee and Tate

by Osup April 28, 2012

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.

Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.

by anaKleenA May 31, 2018

Kale Lifeform

When someone, something, a creature or an object has only one lung.

Since John got his other lung removed for vaping, he is now a Kale Lifeform

by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025

arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."

by Reallygigi July 23, 2015

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016