Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. 
by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018
Get the st. micheal's kalemug. being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
by anaKleenA June 11, 2018
Get the spencer kale rudinmug. 
Usually seen in multiplayer games, from Mandarin "ka le", sometimes netizens use it to cover up their bad gaming ability
Kale
by alexaopaza June 29, 2022
Get the Kalemug. open minded guy that thinks outside the box, knows how to keep a conversation going, can sometimes be truthful but over all has a big heart. a great friend to those around him! always good vibes also supper goofy
by good talk September 20, 2021
Get the Kaledmug.