When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax January 30, 2012
by Krustywatty April 28, 2024
by Krankh September 11, 2023
Krustie: is something or someone that is metaphorically invisible, or hard to find type of thing, (hence the reason their are no definition's for the word, to be, but not be seen or heard, unnoticed)
by Dani metro November 12, 2018
A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.
by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 08, 2024
Milking the absolute fuck out of a job to the point it is ridiculous. Meanwhile holding up the entire work force for your own financial benefits. But the boss turns a blind eye cause your tounging his/ her bung
Have a go at this cunt, been waiting here an hour cause this dog rooting cunt is doing a krusty, I just want to go home
by Yeahnahyouracunt June 28, 2023
An absolute idiot who throws everything that’s worthwhile in his life away. A person who cannot deal with their emotions so they burry themselves in Methamphetamine abuse instead of facing issues and dealing with them!
It’s so much easier to inject krusty ronstain with meth into my legs feet in fact any vein I can find rather than process pain hurt and rejection properly what an idiot!!!
by Lick me April 28, 2019