by HolyShitItsShit November 15, 2019
Get the Kristimug. Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
Get the fat kristymug. by Anonymous Genius 22 November 23, 2021
Get the Kristimug. **Kristie**
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
1. **Person A:** "Hey, did Kristie say anything about me?"
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
by Collardoscope July 31, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
Get the Kristi Noemmug. Kristie is a paradox wrapped in superficial charm and deceit. On the surface, she presents with confidence, friendly effortlessly winning over new acquaintances with her manipulative mind games and glib personality. However, beneath this facade lies a dark side devoid of genuine compassion or empathy.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
1. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so genuine when we first met."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
by Collardoscope July 25, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.
by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021
Get the kristie robertson smithmug.