Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile

Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy

by Hippie68 March 3, 2022

Kristy

According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.

Woah, this guy is a little kristy!

by NotDiorDIor September 3, 2022

Kristie

Kristie: An amazing woman that defies most standard definitions. She is beautiful, smart, challenging and fiercely loyal to those she loves. She commits 110% in all that she does, be it her career, her family or her friendships. Any guy would be lucky to have a moment with her, much less a relationship. He truly would be the luckiest man to have her in his life.

Kristie is my puzzle piece.

by JWink12 February 19, 2025

kristy delauder

Known noodle thief.

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.

by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017

Kristi

It means short.

Ah she's so Kristi.

by MoonChildyes November 22, 2021

Kristi

A female who makes chronic attempts to prevent a father from seeing his children without cause.

My ex is really being a Kristi, I just want to see my kids.

by TheGoodDad May 10, 2022

Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024