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Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'
Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice
by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012
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pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.
Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.
by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016
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Stick Of Justice

The stick used by the streamer ThatGuyDarien to beat the senseless pulp out of criminals, ultimately serving justice to the people. Abbreviated S.O.J.
Did he just flip me off? Stick of Justice time!
by ThatTGD May 17, 2019
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The four things Anakin Skywalker has brought to his new empire.
Anakin: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!"
Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?"
Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"
Anakin: "If you are not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Anakin: "You will try."
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020
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furious justice boner

1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.

2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.
plinky4: I'd like to believe that I could keep a furious justice boner going for at least an hour.
by ehdawg December 2, 2009
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Orange Justice

The anti-mating dance of humans. It is commonly performed by either children between the ages of 6 to 13, or teenagers or adults, who want to make it public knowledge, that their V-card can not be revoked, unless a miracle happens.

It's also a great exercise.
Meghan: "I'm so horny, Adam, let's come back to your place."
Adam: *Doing orange justice* "Sorry, what are you saying?"
Meghan: *Leaves*

Adam: "At least I am free of sin." He says, while not realising, that anyone who does a fortnite dance in public has a special place in hell reserved, just for them.
by Acellus January 2, 2019
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Human Style Justice

Human Style Justice is where the bullies of society get all of the wealth and women, and their victims only manage to live shitty lives.

It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.
Stan bullied others all his life, and was always violent. He ended up getting a high-paying job, beautiful wife, nice appartment, nice car. Steve was always the victim of bullying, and usually was unemployed and lonely.

This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.
by icanttakethisyouputanamehere December 30, 2009
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