A member of the psychopathic family. Each an individual themselves, wont hesitate to help family. Dedicated to ICP and psychopathic records. Flyers of the hatchet manx the most hated people in the world.... but SO TFW. Hey I got news for you ignorant asses, tech n9ne, kmk lil wyte twiztid three 6 mafia and prozak are juggalos too. Plus cannibal corpse, static x and a crapload more huge artists and people go to gatherings. Icp has held hunger drives toys for tots, all kinds of charity drives and events. Oh btw unlike most of the other rappers and stars. THEY DID IT WITHOUT THE PUBLICITY. Meaning it didn't get filmed by news five or any other press when opening. They did it because they care. Whoop Whoop to the family out there and dont let the ignorant subjects of douchopilous get you down. Stay strong live long and wave those hatches in the air. Im a successful mechanic with a bachelor's degree, but a juggalo first
Juggalo
Everyone of y'all means everything to me,
We bleed for yall thas why we call it family
Twiztid-we don't die
Everyone of y'all means everything to me,
We bleed for yall thas why we call it family
Twiztid-we don't die
by shaggalicious May 29, 2014
A group of inbred white trash shit talkers who are too damn pussy to fight their own battles for themselves. They tend to call everyone who isn't one of them a "hater," and often wear ridiculous and hideous clown makeup. The most annoying people you will probably ever meet, and a waste of souls on the earth. ...aka. More earth scum.
Normal person: Excuse me, are you next in line?
Juggalo: Mass murder makes me happy! Whoop whoop!
Normal person: ...Are you a zebra? What's on your face?
Juggalo: HATER! WHOOP WHOOP! WHERE'S MY HOMIES AT?
Normal person: You're gonna jump me? That isn't fair.
Juggalo: I FUCK MY SISTERS AND MOTHER AND FATHER AND BROTHER
-1 hour later-
Juggalo: ...AND MY AUNT'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S GREAT UNCLE'S COUSIN-IN-LAW UP THE ASS... and I do drugs!
Juggalo: Mass murder makes me happy! Whoop whoop!
Normal person: ...Are you a zebra? What's on your face?
Juggalo: HATER! WHOOP WHOOP! WHERE'S MY HOMIES AT?
Normal person: You're gonna jump me? That isn't fair.
Juggalo: I FUCK MY SISTERS AND MOTHER AND FATHER AND BROTHER
-1 hour later-
Juggalo: ...AND MY AUNT'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S GREAT UNCLE'S COUSIN-IN-LAW UP THE ASS... and I do drugs!
by MCLMF September 06, 2011
Lowlife, classless losers with potentially up to, but not surpassing, a second grade education. Though the word "juggalo" would normally be capitalized due to being a "proper noun", it should not be because a. it's not a real word, and b. any juggalo lacks any and every integral importance to justify achieving such prestige.
Prone to being extremely violent for no reason and ambushing those smaller (though, this is not difficult to find considering all juggalos are extremely obese) with numbers as large as 15 (juggalose) to 1 (non-juggalo), then thinking they are "awesome" because they can take out one puny person (but cannot fight fair).
Prone to being extremely violent for no reason and ambushing those smaller (though, this is not difficult to find considering all juggalos are extremely obese) with numbers as large as 15 (juggalose) to 1 (non-juggalo), then thinking they are "awesome" because they can take out one puny person (but cannot fight fair).
"Hey, did you hear about those juggalos in the news, raping that 90 year old woman?"
"Yeah, and did you hear that they dropped out of middle school?"
"No... I heard they dropped out of elementary school."
"Yeah, and did you hear that they dropped out of middle school?"
"No... I heard they dropped out of elementary school."
by Over the Edge Fear December 05, 2011
A Sad, Pathetic, Annoying, Waste of Life, Cunt, who does nothing for the world.
Often talks shit to everyone but has nothing to back it up.
A Stupid word that Gay Clowns like to call themselves.
A Stupid person who has a HORRIBLE taste in music, for example, Insane Clown Posse, Zug Izland, Boondox, Dark Lotus.
A Pathetic person who is dumbing down the Country (United States).
An annoying Cunt who is more worse to be around than Wannabe Gangsters.
An annoying gay clown which putting your penis into a cactus is more pleasant than arguing with a Juggalo.
A Self-convinced, Over-confidant, Intolerant, Ignorant, person who manages to convince themselves that people actually care of what they think and that they "Own" someone.
A Sad Pathetic person who acts tough.
Often talks shit to everyone but has nothing to back it up.
A Stupid word that Gay Clowns like to call themselves.
A Stupid person who has a HORRIBLE taste in music, for example, Insane Clown Posse, Zug Izland, Boondox, Dark Lotus.
A Pathetic person who is dumbing down the Country (United States).
An annoying Cunt who is more worse to be around than Wannabe Gangsters.
An annoying gay clown which putting your penis into a cactus is more pleasant than arguing with a Juggalo.
A Self-convinced, Over-confidant, Intolerant, Ignorant, person who manages to convince themselves that people actually care of what they think and that they "Own" someone.
A Sad Pathetic person who acts tough.
Juggalo: Hey Bitch! I Own You!
Normal Person: This is America, Slavery was Abolished in 1865, you don't "Own" anyone.
Juggalo: Shut up Bitch! I'll Kick Your Ass!
*Normal Person punches Juggalo*
Juggalo: *Crys*
*Juggalo runs home*
Normal Person: This is America, Slavery was Abolished in 1865, you don't "Own" anyone.
Juggalo: Shut up Bitch! I'll Kick Your Ass!
*Normal Person punches Juggalo*
Juggalo: *Crys*
*Juggalo runs home*
by zFlamingPotato December 26, 2011
100% PERCENT FOLLOWER OF THE BRAINWASHED BAND ICP.
They LOVE faygo not just for the taste, but because ICP PREFERS it! EVERY lyrics that pops in a "juggalos" head, they think its amazing! If they wrote "motherfucker drop out of school and be a real man/ outcast", A "juggalo would drop out just like their LEADERS say. theres a reason why their one of the most hated band.
They LOVE faygo not just for the taste, but because ICP PREFERS it! EVERY lyrics that pops in a "juggalos" head, they think its amazing! If they wrote "motherfucker drop out of school and be a real man/ outcast", A "juggalo would drop out just like their LEADERS say. theres a reason why their one of the most hated band.
1"You goin to school man?"
2"fuck that shit, im stayin at home smoking a bowl and blasting ICP"
1"...Fucking Juggalo Idiot.."
*ten years later*
2"fml.."
2"fuck that shit, im stayin at home smoking a bowl and blasting ICP"
1"...Fucking Juggalo Idiot.."
*ten years later*
2"fml.."
by BeOriginalBitch August 20, 2011
Write this down and remember it: There are no rules to being a Juggalo. There are no initiations, no requirements, and no one can say you don't meet Juggalo standards. We are not a gang, you don't gotta wear colors or know signs, or fuck anybody. It's this simple: if you listen to Psychopathic music, and you feel it, you relate to what it's saying and what it's about, then you're a Juggalo. If you got shit goin on that you just can't handle alone, and the Dark Carnival and your Juggalo family make it better, then you're a Juggalo. Everything you need to know is there in the music. Everyone expresses it in different ways, and of course we love our hardcore Juggalos, reppin the Hatchet 24/7, but if your broke ass don't have a single T-shirt, you're no less a Juggalo.
by Chris Boone February 21, 2008
either a really fat guy or boney guy that stinks picks on little kids and gets beaten up every other day by some one half his size thats why they are not on gangland because only hard core gangsters can be on gangland and not a bunch of pussies who call them selves a family
juggalo is another word for fagget
by xBRAVERYx November 11, 2010