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Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.
I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!
by mouseftw. January 18, 2009
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jono

An extremely small and wrinkled penis, usually attributed to an elderly Japanese businessman
by jonohater January 3, 2016
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Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.
you Jonothan
by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016
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Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.
you Jonothan
by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016
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Jono

What type of Jono did you get? I just got a pork riblet aye
by Kiiiiing March 27, 2010
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jono

1. adj. - describing something as immensely homosexual.

2. adj. - describing something as incredibly stupid or unnecessary.

3. n. - any region of the body that is wrinkled.

4. n. - the male reproductive organ. Also see: balls or scrotum

5. n. - someone with no friends.

6. n. - the mess that you leave on your buttcrease after an extended period of time in the bathroom.

7. v. - the performance of stupidity to try to get the attention of a female counterpart.

8. v. - the act of being a flaming homosexual.

9. n. - a man with small balls.
(1.,2.) OMG, THAT was so jono.

3. What the hell are you doing? Why are you being so jono.

4. Aw c'mon, put away your jono.

5. Haha, you jono.

6. Oh my goodness, there is jono all over my tush.

7. Anish was trying to jono, he failed miserably.

8. Fag, you just pulled a jono.

9. How come it doesn't hurt when i kick you in the balls?!? Are you a damn... jono?
by chowmein July 22, 2006
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Jony Ive

n.
A host to a nasty swarm of fuck-mites. Solely responsible for downfall of an iPhone by introducing colorful iOS 7.

v.
To fuck up something so badly it no longer attracts or inspires.
me: Look at this - my iPhone is now jony-ived and will no longer inspire me. I want to put it out of its misery.
Jony Ive's fan: you are a troll. Shame on you for dissing our precious.
me: Help me, Scott Forstall, come back and fight evil.
by applebite October 18, 2013
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