Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

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jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.

the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.

by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010

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Jiffy

No, It's not the stupid peanut butter, it means that you will cover you dick and butt hole with stupid jello than rub it against your crushes face. True Romance.

hey dude, "What?" I have just did something. "What?" Jiffy. "Wait....... Ok?.."

by aaaaaa12@ January 23, 2020

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Gettin’ JIFFY with it

The sexual act of performing analingus on your partner like a Dog with a Kong full of Peanut Butter.

The time has arrived! My wife has been fasting for a week so tonight “I’m Gettin’ JIFFY with it.”
Gettin’ JIFFY with it

by anonymous December 22, 2022

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Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”

Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!

by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024

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