JFK

Just F**king Kidding... (Usually used as an text), but can often be used verbally if necessary...

Alright damn, girl... JFK!

by Full Court* February 4, 2021

JFK

Just fuck kirby

Jfk already!

by Kirby Ryan Dolliole Jr N December 3, 2020

JFK the grimmy guard

Noun: A hospital guard who used to pronounce (usually grave) dying patients of either being rushed to ER or confined.
Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.

1. "That JFK the grimmy guard killed my granny!"
2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him."
3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."

by Bozo D. Clown August 31, 2017

JFK

It means " just Freaking Kidding"

oh my god your mom died last night in a car accident!!!! ha just JFK bitch

by woody woodrow 1218 May 10, 2017

a JFK

To give messy head in the back seat of a car

Did you hear Lee gave a JFK to John yesterday. There was a mesd all over that back seat

by anonymous December 8, 2022

JFK

Improvised target run

JFK

by Gbad/loving it January 3, 2020

The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.

Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.

by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020