JewCoin

Any Small Amount Of A Generally Accepted Currency.

Bob: I would like a dumpling please.
Employee: Then give 14 JewCoins please.
Bob: Here are The JewCoins Now give dumpling bro.

by GeeveDumplingBro July 14, 2011

jewbot

Jewish defender of truth, justice, and the bottish way.

How many jewbots are needed to defend Jewish chat rooms from Muslims? Just one.

by julesk October 19, 2006

Jewmocracy

A gang of Jews totally reliant on money, bagels, and Chuck Norris.

This Jewmocracy is suck, they hoggin' all the bagels.

This shit is Jewmocracy.

by Thomas G. Heckleberg January 4, 2008

jemo

A Japanese emo. They look cooool...

Is that dude with the fringe over half his face an emo?

No way, that's a Jemo! Gotta love the hair...

by kinshinkohai August 13, 2006

jewdo

A young Jewish adult that lives his or her life by emulating The Jersey Shore and other Italian-American stereotypes.

"Hey Schwartz, GTL after temple?"
"Sure Stein, then we can pick up some biddies at the Beachcomber," said Schwartz as he added more gel to his spiked hair.
"You guys are the defintion of jewdo," said Weiss as she teased her pouf.

by thegtlsituation March 6, 2010

Jewmormon

A new religion started in the 21st century in middle Georgia that centers around the philosophy that e=mc^2, where everything equals my choice. Jewmormons usually are hard rockers, rebels, daredevils, and they never have a hard time with the ladies.

Man, those Jewmormons are so awesome, and they don't give a shit about anything!

by Dr lbs February 7, 2009

Jewmor

1) Jewish Humor. Usually jokes about circumcision, dreidels, making money, and large noses.

2) A Tumor found on the body of a jewish person.

Example #1: Want to hear some Jewmor? It's about Hannukkah!

Example #2: Did you see Abraham's Jewmor on his neck? The doctors are really worried...

by Oitotheworld December 13, 2010