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Crown Jewels

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.
by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020
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Jewel

A word to describe a person who goes around sleeping with everyone
Sam: Hey,wanna come to my house for a bit of 'woo hoo' time??
Remy:EW!! Dont be such a Jewel
by Jade Nicky July 15, 2018
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Jewel Man

The release of mega man 9 saw two benchmarks for robot master minority rights. First was splash woman who is the first ever female robot master. Second is Jewel Man, possibly the first ever gay robot master.

Not to be stereotypical or biased, Jewel man has all the markings of homosexual stereotypes. He himself is bright pink with an effeminate face, he moves in a fashion that suggests ballet, (specifically when he jumps) and his level is filled with bright demasculinating colors, such as pink, teal and bright blues.

However to top this all off is the jewel on his head, which is remarkably phallic.
Gamer one: who is that?
Gamer two: Jewel Man.
1: They have gay robot masters now?
2: I guess.
by Mr.Cthulu January 13, 2009
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family jewels

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."
by x January 22, 2003
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Dirty Jewel

When you get head and cum between her eyes/eyebrows in one big pile like a jewel between her eyes.
She let me give her a dirty Jewel and then she let it drip into her mouth, hottest move ever.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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Kim Jewel

The first name 'Kim' means precious and worthy, while the second name 'Jewel' means riches. Therefore, she is a valuable treasure for the people around her.
She is a girl who is shy and awkward at first, but when you got to know her she is the most talkative and friendly. She is one of a kind woman who value her friends. She has this intimidating aura that gave you chills when you first saw her, but she is also a great protector and a refuge for she will value and protect you at all cost.

Access to her energy is a privilege, but don't get it twisted.
by Madrid_Spain June 7, 2021
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Jewel Arms

The excess fatty skin on the tricept area. Shakeable and jiggly, with no muscle defintion.
"Dang, that girl has got some mean Jewel Arms."
"That girl needs to get a 'Shake Weight' for the Jewel Arms she's got on her."
by lilbeccaboo October 27, 2011
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