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face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.
That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!
by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019
mugGet the face jerkymug.

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).
Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.
by Nik June 6, 2015
mugGet the Jerky Saladmug.

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.
He was having a beer jerky over there.
by dombamdy October 15, 2018
mugGet the Beer Jerkymug.

Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016
mugGet the Jerky Turkeymug.

circus jerky

when a circus clown comes up to you and jerks you off.
Dude: last time I went to the circus I got some mad circus jerky
by Goatface001 August 29, 2016
mugGet the circus jerkymug.

Jerky Jam

When your blowing a group of people and you have too many dicks in your mouth.
I was in a gang bang the other day and suffered a jerky jam.
by BChockey7 January 29, 2015
mugGet the Jerky Jammug.

Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.
Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me
by 064m4 February 26, 2020
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

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