when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord
Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life
by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020
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Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
by Lunistice November 14, 2020
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Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.
"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."
by publicdangerjerker#1 March 17, 2012
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When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
by PickleKing11 May 14, 2023
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