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Evie Jensen

Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
Wow have you seen her Instagram post?
Who?
Evie Jensen
by Eves_101 February 28, 2021
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Jensen Dagget

The Main Star of Friday the 13th part VIII Jason Takes Manhatten lives in California
Wow My favorite movie in the Friday The 13th Trilogy stars Jensen Dagget
by RobbieRottenxd January 5, 2017
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Jensen

Jensen is The fuglyest guy u will ever see whose also a pain in the ass and he’s a sexist prick too all Jensens should DIE
“Yo that dude is a sexist prick”
“Yeah he must be a jensen
by Hottiez December 9, 2022
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the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala
by junior February 12, 2004
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Jensen

Noun

A hansome , smart and amazing man his intellect is phenomenal compared to anyone else
by Wgjw9s9egw January 6, 2022
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Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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