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Evie Jensen

Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
Wow have you seen her Instagram post?
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Evie Jensen
by Eves_101 February 28, 2021
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Jensen is a fortnite kid
by Amelia is a mongoul February 21, 2022
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Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up
"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"
by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011
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Jensen is lard literate
by Burntwaffles November 20, 2022
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Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.
OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen
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Jensen

A man with many talents. Who loves to make other people happy but will easily let go of unfaithful and unloyal people.
This is a man who will give his all in any type of relationship.
A man who will give a women GREAT sex and will leave females begging for more.

He can also be very emotionless, but also has a fuse that cannot be stopped.
Once he is really comfortable with a person, he will trust them and rely on their loyalty.
He is very intelligent and struggles to leave unfinished business.
He also can't struggles to keep quiet and struggles to understand failure.
by B. F. Skinner November 22, 2021
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