a dude masturbating in the shower; the semen fallen to the water soaked floor look like little jellyfish swimmin' around.
"I was dropping jellyfish so much last night my bathroom is its own underwater ecosystem."
most obvious when water level is at least an inch, and your face happens to be down close enough to the floor.. also exemplified by liquid soap squirted into a basin of water.
most obvious when water level is at least an inch, and your face happens to be down close enough to the floor.. also exemplified by liquid soap squirted into a basin of water.
by gabilanwings November 11, 2008
To have ADHD, ADD or any other form of not being able to pay attention. Someone so distracted that the most random, unimportant thing could occur and they'd go AFK.
*Conversation happening*
"What do you think, Mark?"
*Silence*
Kane: Oh, he went brb jellyfish.
*Two hours later*
Mark: I'm back guise, I have cheesey chicken
"What do you think, Mark?"
*Silence*
Kane: Oh, he went brb jellyfish.
*Two hours later*
Mark: I'm back guise, I have cheesey chicken
by StephanieQ January 23, 2009
A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.
by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009
Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
by CR24 September 01, 2009
by Cpt. Long shlong August 10, 2010
The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.
Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
by Captain Mortality April 02, 2021
A dance move in which ones arms are held stright above ones head and fingers are fluttered as if they were tenticles of the jellyfish . In addition the body spins in a semi-circle pattern back and forth. This is often done to mock a lame show or pit. Be prepared for confrintation after the jellyfish.
Kathrine: That show yesterday was so lame.
Mike: Yeah, but did you see when Bob and Scott started Jellyfish moshing, that was too funny.
Kathrine: Yeah i did, too bad they got beat up afterwards.
Mike: Yeah, but did you see when Bob and Scott started Jellyfish moshing, that was too funny.
Kathrine: Yeah i did, too bad they got beat up afterwards.
by jellyman October 12, 2007